Taking a break from all men....gave me the chance to actually get in touch with what I found to be attractive about me.

Nothing says deep soul connection like discussing your religious beliefs/hangups on a first date/airport dinner with yours truly.

Because my life in New York is literally never the same, I often arrive to therapy in a tizzy...

I want to take it back to a little time in my life called “Mattie Jo goes to sex therapy.” Okay. It wasn’t exactly sex therapy. It was...

The first time I went to Planned Parenthood, I was 23 years old in New York City and knew absolutely nothing about being sexually active

Hmmm...what’s the recap here? Oh yeah, I was like super excited to start dating in New York City with my new found self-respect and...

Recap: Thanks to a Tinder date gone horribly wrong, I was awakened to my doing obligatory sex things for far too long, and I was done...

Okay. Sorry to have skipped around a bit for the sake of discussing my lust-inducing butt photo on Instagram. But I’m back to discussing...

As inspired by Neghar Fonooni, one of my all time favorites on social media and all around badass lady, I want to start a conversation...

So I’m coming off of this pretty terrible experience, totally frustrated and angry (and, let’s be real, sad) at men being very...

I am sitting in a bed at a hotel in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida where I will perform as a 12 year old/dancing-fool chicken for the next two...

Don’t Be Offended By My Frank Analysis Before moving to the diversity mecca of New York City, I had very little experience with people of...

O Be Careful, Little Eyes O be careful little eyes what you see O be careful little eyes what you see There's a Father up above And He's...

Yesterday I was at a playground with a 3 year old (I literally spend so little time with adults) in Central Park. Now, City kids are...

Mattie Jo goes to another Broadway Opening night and gets a few steps closer to self-actualization

The other day, I was walking home and listening to a Podcast about Donald Trump ruining everything and my memory was sparked. At this...

Dark Blue Dark Blue During my freshman year of college, I ignorantly paid a fuck-ton of money to live in dorms with twin size beds and a...

Hey dudes! It’s 2017! PRAISE JEEBUS. We need a new year after 2016. Now if only we could keep January 20th, 2017 from actually happening…...

Hey there everybody. Again, so sorry for the lack of writing. Did you know working at a theme park and having a boyfriend who will soon...

Hi there friends! Last time we spoke, I imparted some (sure-to-be) world famous wisdom regarding the okay-ness of losing your Vcard...